Overview & Key Benefits
The Stoner Vibes Chronic Collection Glow in the Dark Paddle is a playful adult accessory that blends novelty with functional impact play. Unlike rigid models, this glow in the dark paddle delivers a thuddy sensation that many users prefer. It charges quickly under ambient light and emits a neon green glow when the lights go out, making it a standout piece for nighttime fun. The slightly flexible construction provides a soft, satisfying thud, ideal for warming up or light spanking, and produces a clear sound without excessive sting. With its compact 12-inch length and lightweight design, this paddle is easy to handle and store. Key benefits include: Effortless glow recharge, a forgiving flex for gentle use, and a cannabis-themed print that adds a cheeky personality to your collection.
Detailed Specifications
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Overall length: 12 inches (30.5 cm)
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Blade width: 2.5 inches (6.4 cm)
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Weight: 4.2 oz (119 g)
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Material: Durable, slightly flexible polymer blend
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Glow mechanism: Photoluminescent charging under any light source; glows bright green for up to 6 hours
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Design: Lime green base with black cannabis leaf print on both sides
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Handle: Integrated 5-inch grip area with ergonomic curve
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Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth; store in a cool, dry place
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Warranty: 90-day manufacturer limited warranty
What’s Included
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1 Stoner Vibes Chronic Collection Glow in the Dark Paddle
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Instruction card with charging and care tips
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Branded storage sleeve (selected retailers)
How to Use / Care Instructions
Charge the glow feature by placing the paddle under direct light for 10–15 minutes before use. For the brightest glow, use a bright LED or sunlight. The paddle emits a soft green luminescence that lasts several hours in the dark, recharging as you play under ambient light.
For impact play, hold the paddle by the handle and deliver flat strokes to fleshy areas. Its flexible blade produces a gentle thud, making it suitable for beginners or those who prefer sensation over sting. Always communicate with your partner and avoid sensitive areas. After use, clean with mild soap and water, then pat dry. Store this glow in the dark paddle flat or hanging to maintain shape; avoid extreme heat or prolonged sun exposure, which may degrade the glow pigment over time.









