Me You Us Store

Authorized Me You Us retailer · Full manufacturer warranty · Live prices, updated November 2, 2026

Me You Us covers a lot of ground at everyday prices: realistic dildos in every size, anal plugs in small, medium and large, cock rings, pumps, strokers, vibrators, bondage kits and even latex clothing. That makes it an easy place to start, or to build a collection one step at a time. Tease and Toy is an authorized Me You Us retailer, so every Me You Us product we sell is genuine and comes with the full manufacturer warranty.

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Realistic dildos and vibrators: Ultra Cock

The Ultra Cock range goes from 6 in to 9 in, and several sizes are dual density (a firmer core under a softer outer layer). The 8 in Squirting model squirts, the Ultracock Jelly dongs come in clear and pink, and the Rambo, Thor and Titan are realistic vibrators.

Lengths and types as stated in the product names; “—” means not stated. Prices are live, last checked November 2, 2026.

Silicone dildos and G-spot pegs

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Anal plugs, training sets and beads

The plain Black and Vanilla plugs come in Small, Medium and Large, so you can start small and size up. The Trio of Jewels is a 3-piece training set, the Crystal Jewels plugs are metal with a jewel base, and there are beads and an inflatable plug.

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For him: rings, pumps and strokers

Silicone rings in three sizes (42 mm, 50 mm and 55 mm), the Easy Squeeze 3-ring set, pumps from the Gauge It to the Pro Rechargeable, and strokers from the Ultra Stroker to the Miss range of realistic masturbators.

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Vibrators, bullets and couples toys

Simple, affordable vibes: the Bliss G-Spot, the Ultra Joy and Mini Jack rabbits, the Warming Vibe, wireless eggs, bullets and a wand.

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Bondage, sensory play and latex

Bound To Please restraints and tape, hoods and a silicone blindfold, drip candles, a paddle and nipple clamp, harness kits for strap-on play, and latex clothing: leggings, a mini dress, a mini skirt, stockings and full-length gloves.

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Which Me You Us is right for you?

• First dildo: a 6 in Ultra Cock or the 5 in Vibrating Slim Beginner.
• First butt plug: a Small Black or Vanilla plug, or the Trio of Jewels set to work up through.
• First cock ring: the Easy Squeeze 3-piece set, so you can find your size.
• Trying bondage as a couple: the Bound To Please blindfold and restraints.
• A realistic stroker: the Miss range, like Miss Emma.

Care, lube and cleaning

Care depends on the material, so check the packaging for each product’s instructions. As a rule, wash toys with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner like Spritz before and after use, let them dry, and store them separately. Use water-based lube such as Silk Slix with silicone, jelly and latex. Pumps, metal plugs and latex clothing have their own care needs, so follow the packaging for those.

Me You Us FAQ

Is Tease and Toy an authorized Me You Us retailer?

Yes. Tease and Toy is an authorized Me You Us retailer, so every Me You Us product we sell is genuine and comes with the full manufacturer warranty. If something goes wrong, contact us with your order number.

What sizes do Ultra Cock dildos come in?

From 6 in to 9 in: 6, 7, 7.5, 8, 8.5 and 9 in, with dual-density versions at 6, 7 and 8 in and a squirting 8 in model.

Which Me You Us butt plug is best for beginners?

The Small Black or Vanilla plug, or the Trio of Jewels 3-piece training set if you want to size up gradually.

What does dual density mean?

A firmer core inside a softer outer layer, so the dildo holds its shape but feels softer on the surface.

What lube should I use with Me You Us toys?

Water-based lube is the safe choice for silicone, jelly and latex. Check the box for anything else.

Is Me You Us good for couples?

Yes. There are couples-friendly basics like the Bound To Please restraint kits, wireless eggs, cock rings and strap-on harness kits.

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