Dirty Penis Candles
Product Description
Add a dose of cheeky humor to any gathering with Little Genie Dirty Penis Candles. This 5-piece set of mini penis candles is the ultimate gag gift or party novelty, guaranteed to start conversations and ignite laughter the moment they are lit. Each wax penis candle is poured in a compact, phallic shape and comes in one of five bold colors: Blue, Red, Pink, Purple, and Teal. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette bash, a risqué birthday party, or simply want to prank a friend, these dirty penis candles deliver instant shock value and lasting fun.
Features
- Five individually crafted mini penis candles in assorted vibrant colors
- Unscented wax for sensitive noses and indoor dining use
- Slow, even burn with minimal dripping for a clean melt
- Compact size ideal as cake toppers, place card holders, or table scatter
- Designed by Little Genie, creators of top-selling novelty items
What’s Included
Your set of Dirty Penis Candles includes 5 mini candles, one each in Blue, Red, Pink, Purple, and Teal.
Specifications
| Material | Paraffin wax |
| Colors | Blue, Red, Pink, Purple, Teal |
| Quantity | 5 candles |
| Approx. Dimensions | 3 in (L) x 1 in (W) each |
| Burn Time | Approximately 30 minutes per candle |
Usage Ideas
- Bachelorette party table decorations
- Adult birthday cake toppers
- White elephant and gag gift exchanges
- Novelty stocking stuffers
- Prank gifts for friends with a wild sense of humor
Place one on each plate as a risqué place marker, or arrange them in a row for a hilarious photo backdrop. The compact size of these penis candles lets you get creative with your party decor.
Safety & Care
- Never leave a burning candle unattended.
- Keep away from flammable items, children, and pets.
- Place on a heat-resistant, level surface.
- Trim wick to 1/4 inch before lighting.
- For novelty use only; not a toy.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are these penis candles scented?
A: No, the candles are unscented, so they won’t interfere with food aromas or bother guests with sensitivities.
Q: How long does each penis candle burn?
A: Each mini penis candle burns for approximately 30 minutes under normal conditions.
Q: Can I reuse the leftover wax?
A: These are single-use novelty candles and are not designed for reuse.
Q: Do the colors match what is shown online?
A: The set includes Blue, Red, Pink, Purple, and Teal. Slight shade variations can occur due to monitor differences and production batches.
Staff Product Review
We tested the Little Genie Dirty Penis Candles at our last team event, and they were an absolute hit. The mini penis candles lit easily and burned with a steady, drip-free flame for a full half-hour. The bright colors stayed vivid throughout the melt, leaving no messy residue behind. For anyone looking to add a guaranteed laugh to a party, we wholeheartedly recommend this cheeky 5-pack.

