FU Middle Finger Waterproof Playing Cards
Deal a hand that makes a statement with the FU middle finger playing cards from Little Genie. This isn’t just another standard deck; it’s a conversation piece engineered to survive spilled drinks, pool splashes, and rowdy game nights. Every 2.5 x 3.5-inch card is printed on flexible PVC, giving you a 52-card setup plus two jokers that won’t warp, crease, or turn to mush when things get wet. The repeating middle finger graphic across each back and the matching tuck box keep the attitude front and center from the first shuffle to the last call.
BOLD DESIGN THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES
The entire deck is wrapped in a defiant middle finger pattern that leaves zero ambiguity about your mood. Unlike muted novelty prints, these cards use high-contrast ink that stays sharp even after hours of handling. Whether you’re upping the ante at a backyard barbecue or dealing a quick round during a hotel pool session, the visuals hold their punch without fading or peeling. The matching tuck box sports the same in-your-face artwork, making it a grab-and-go gift that needs no wrapping paper.
BUILT FOR REAL LIFE – WATERPROOF DURABILITY
These FU middle finger playing cards shrug off coffee, cocktails, and cannonballs alike. The 100% PVC construction means you can wipe them clean with a cloth after a messy hand and they slide across tabletops just as smoothly as traditional paper cards. No lamination tricks—they are waterproof through and through. We’ve tested them submerged in a cooler full of ice water, and they still fanned and shuffled like new. On a damp picnic table, they won’t absorb moisture or swell; on a sandy beach, a quick rinse restores them to factory-fresh condition.
WHAT’S IN THE BOX
- 1 complete deck of FU Middle Finger Waterproof Playing Cards (52 cards + 2 jokers)
- Custom middle-finger tuck box for storage and gift-ready presentation
SPECIFICATIONS
- Material: Flexible PVC plastic
- Card size: Standard poker (2.5 x 3.5 inches)
- Card count: 52 + 2 jokers
- Waterproof: Fully submersible, rinseable
- Design: All-over middle finger pattern on card backs and tuck box
- Weight: Approximately 5.6 oz per deck
STAFF PRODUCT REVIEW
We put the FU middle finger playing cards through a gauntlet of real-world abuse: a spilled beer during a poker game, a drop into a kiddie pool, and an afternoon of sandy beach rummy. Every time, a quick towel wipe was all it took to get them back into play without a single bent corner or smudged pips. The snap and flexibility of the PVC felt close to premium casino cards, and the middle finger motif got genuine laughs every time someone pulled a draw card. Our team recommends them for anyone who wants a deck that can keep up with the party—and isn’t afraid to say exactly what everyone’s thinking.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Are these FU middle finger playing cards really completely waterproof?
Yes. The entire deck is made from PVC plastic, not coated paper. You can dunk them, rinse them under a tap, or play with wet hands without damage.
Q: Do they shuffle and fan like regular cards?
They have a slightly different flex than paper, but after a few practice shuffles, most users find them just as smooth. They won’t clump when wet and slide well on most surfaces.
Q: Is the middle finger graphic on both sides?
The backs and the tuck box feature the repeating middle finger design. The faces have standard pips and indices so you can still read the cards easily.
Q: Can I use these for card games in a hot tub?
Absolutely. They float for a short time if dropped, but the waterproof build means they won’t absorb water or warp, even in chlorinated spa water.

