Hearts And Hard Ons 3 Oz Bag
Welcome the Hearts and Hard Ons 3 Oz Bag to your next celebration—the ultimate cheeky party confection that turns heads and loosens smiles. These fun and suggestive hard candies combine classic heart shapes with risqué phallic forms, all in a vibrant 3-ounce bag that packs a punch of fruity flavor. Perfect for bachelorette parties, Valentine’s Day gag gifts, or any adult gathering where laughter is on the menu, this Little Genie candy mix serves up playful fun in every handful.
What's Inside the 3 Oz Bag
- Approximately 25-30 pieces of hard candy
- Mix of red, pink, and white heart shapes
- Equally naughty phallic-shaped candies in matching colors
- Fruit punch, strawberry, and cherry flavors
- Individually twist-wrapped for freshness
Perfect Party Occasions
Whether it’s a wild bachelorette bash, a Valentine’s Day gathering, or just a Friday night with friends, Hearts and Hard Ons candies break the ice instantly. Scatter them on tables, fill party favor bags, or use as a hilarious cake topper. The 3-ounce bag is ideal for one or two party setups, or stock up multiple bags to keep the fun going all night.
Flavor and Quality
Each Hearts and Hard Ons piece is crafted with bold fruit flavors that everyone loves. No weird aftertaste—just straightforward sweet and tangy goodness. The hard candy texture allows for long-lasting enjoyment, so your guests can savor the joke while mingling. Made with premium sugar and natural and artificial flavors, these confections are gluten-free but may contain traces of soy and dairy (see allergen info on bag).
Staff Product Review
We passed around a bag of Hearts and Hard Ons in the office and the reaction was immediate: giggles, double-takes, and everyone reaching for a piece. The fruit flavors are genuinely good—not just novelty-grade—and the candies stayed fresh in the bag for weeks after opening when sealed. Our team thinks this is the ultimate stocking stuffer or add-on gift for anyone with a sense of humor. If you want a conversation piece that tastes great, this 3 oz bag delivers.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are these candies suitable for children?
A: The name and shape are intended for adult humor. Use discretion, but the candy itself is safe for all ages. Small parts may pose a choking hazard for young children.
Q: Do the candies contain any allergens?
A: They are gluten-free. May contain trace soy and dairy from shared equipment. Full allergen statement is printed on the bag.
Q: How many pieces come in a 3 oz bag?
A: Each bag contains roughly 25–30 individually wrapped candies, depending on exact weights.
Q: Can I use these as wedding favors?
A: Absolutely! The Hearts and Hard Ons candy bag is a hilarious addition to adult-only receptions, bachelor or bachelorette parties, and rehearsal dinners.

