Penis Gummies 5.3oz
Welcome to the playful side of snacking with Hott Products Penis Gummies 5.3oz. These penis gummies are soft, chewy, and packed with two delicious fruit flavors, making them a hilarious addition to any candy stash. Whether you need a funny gift or a tasty treat for adult parties, these penis-shaped gummies deliver a sweet laugh every time.
PRODUCT OVERVIEW
Each 5.3-ounce bag contains an assortment of penis-shaped gummies in two fruity flavors, offering a mix of sweet and slightly tangy tastes. The soft, chewy texture ensures a satisfying bite without being overly sticky, and the generous weight means there are plenty to share, or not.
FEATURES THAT MAKE THEM IRRESISTIBLE
- Two Fruit Flavors: A blend of classic fruit tastes that keep each handful interesting.
- Soft & Chewy Texture: Fresh, tender gummies that won’t stick to your teeth.
- Bold Shape: Intentionally detailed penis design that sparks instant laughter.
- 5.3oz Bag: Perfect size for sharing at a party or stashing for solo snacking.
PERFECT FOR ADULT PARTIES & GAG GIFTS
These penis gummies are a guaranteed conversation starter at bachelorette parties, birthday bashes, or any gathering where laughs are welcome. Slip a bag into a gift basket, use them as cake toppers, or simply set them out in a candy dish for a humorous twist. They also make an unexpected stocking stuffer or White Elephant gift that will have everyone talking.
INGREDIENTS & ALLERGEN NOTES
Crafted from standard candy ingredients including glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, citric acid, natural and artificial flavors, and food coloring. Contains gelatin and is not suitable for vegetarians. Manufactured in a facility that also processes milk, soy, and wheat. Not intended for children under 14 years due to small parts and adult theme.
STAFF PRODUCT REVIEW
We sampled these penis gummies during a team break and were pleasantly surprised by the authentic fruit taste. The texture is just right – soft but not melted, and the two-flavor mix keeps each handful interesting. Our team agrees that penis gummies are a hilarious yet tasty treat that delivers on both fun and flavor, making them a solid pick for anyone looking to add some humor to their candy selection.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: How many gummies come in a 5.3oz bag?
A: The exact count varies by shape and flavor batch, but you’ll find a generous amount of gummies inside – plenty to share or keep all to yourself.
Q: What flavors are included?
A: Each bag contains a mix of two fruit flavors, typically a red and a green variety like strawberry and green apple, though assortments may vary.
Q: Are penis gummies suitable for children?
A: Due to the novelty shape, small parts risk, and adult theme, we recommend them for ages 14 and up only. They are not intended for young children.
Q: Can I use these as party decorations?
A: Absolutely. Many customers place them in candy jars, on dessert tables, or as playful cupcake toppers for bachelorette and adult birthday parties.

