Suck a Bag of Dicks Sticky Notes
Introducing the Suck a Bag of Dicks Sticky Notes by Little Genie, the ultimate novelty desk accessory that turns every reminder into a punchline. This 100-sheet Bag of Dicks Sticky Notes pad proudly displays the phrase “Suck a Bag of Dicks” on every single page, making it impossible to ignore whether you’re jotting down a grocery list or leaving a passive-aggressive message for a coworker. The bold, black text on bright yellow paper ensures maximum visibility on any surface, so your notes get read and get a reaction.
Why This Sticky Note Pad Beats Boring Memos
Standard sticky notes blend into the background. This Bag of Dicks Sticky Notes pad refuses to be ignored. The repeating, unapologetic design guarantees that every sheet you pull off becomes a tiny act of rebellion against dull office supplies. Use them for actual reminders, prank notes left on a friend’s monitor, or as a conversation starter that makes the water cooler talk a lot more colorful. The compact 3×3-inch size fits perfectly next to your keyboard, in a drawer, or tucked into a notebook.
Product Specifications
| Brand | Little Genie |
| Sheet Count | 100 sheets per pad |
| Dimensions | 3 x 3 inches (7.6 x 7.6 cm) |
| Paper Color | Bright yellow |
| Print Color | Black text, full coverage |
| Adhesive | Repositionable strip on back of each sheet |
| Design | All 100 sheets printed with “Suck a Bag of Dicks” |
Perfect for Unforgettable Gifting and Office Antics
When you need a gift that lands harder than a polite greeting card, grab a Bag of Dicks Sticky Notes. It’s a go-to white elephant present, stocking stuffer, or cheeky add-on to a coworker’s desk-warming kit. The pad also shines in less conventional scenarios: mark pages in a cookbook, tag leftovers in the fridge with sass, or leave “motivational” notes in your gym bag. Because every sheet says the same thing, you never run out of attitude.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are these real, functional sticky notes?
A: Absolutely. Each sheet has a repositionable adhesive strip and writes well with pen, pencil, or marker. The humor doesn’t compromise functionality.
Q: How many sheets come in one Bag of Dicks Sticky Notes pad?
A: You get exactly 100 sheets, all printed with the same phrase. No mix, no surprises.
Q: What size is the pad, and will it fit a standard dispenser?
A: The pad is 3×3 inches, which is the classic sticky note square. It fits most acrylic or weighted dispensers built for 3×3 refills.
Q: Is this appropriate for a professional office?
A: Only you know your office culture. The pad is designed for adults with a sense of humor; consider the environment before leaving it on the shared printer.
Staff Product Review
We put the Bag of Dicks Sticky Notes through a week of heavy use, and it held up exactly as a quality sticky note should. The adhesive stuck firmly to monitors, notebooks, and even a slightly dusty cubicle wall without curling, and the bright yellow background made even hasty scribbles readable. The real win is the reaction: every time we left a note on a desk, someone cracked a smile or fired back an equally snarky reply. If you want a sticky note that does its job while injecting genuine humor into your daily grind, we recommend grabbing a pad or three.

