Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks 3 oz. Bag

Get ready to burst out laughing while you freshen your breath with Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks. This 3 oz. bag packs approximately 100 miniature penis-shaped peppermint mints, each one a tiny, hilarious reminder not to take life too seriously. Pop one before a meeting, pass them around at a party, or slip a bag into a white elephant gift exchange, the Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks mints deliver a crisp, cooling peppermint taste that works as hard as the punchline.

Flavor & Freshness

Each Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks mint bursts with pure peppermint oil, not artificial chalkiness. The chill instantly perks up your palate, masking coffee breath or garlicky lunch with a clean, minty finish that lasts longer than you’d expect from a novelty candy.

Size & Count

The 3 oz. resealable pouch contains roughly 100 small candies, about 0.75 inches each. That’s enough to share with the entire office, stock a bachelor party favor table, or keep a steady supply in your glovebox for the commute home.

Gift-Giving Gold

Forget boring gift cards. Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks is the ultimate gag gift for adults. Pair it with a funny card for a Secret Santa that gets the loudest laugh, or tuck one into a holiday stocking for a friend who appreciates the absurd. Because everyone deserves fresh breath and a good chuckle.