Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks 25-Piece Bag
Get the party started with the Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks 25-Piece Bag, the ultimate novelty candy for adult gatherings. This bag of sour dicks contains 25 individually wrapped mini-packs, each filled with five fruit-flavored, penis-shaped gummies. Whether you’re hosting a bachelorette bash, filling a piñata, or simply looking for a hilarious gag gift, these sour dicks are sure to spark laughter and conversation.
Product Highlights
- 25 individually wrapped mini-packs for easy sharing and hygienic handling
- Five tangy, sour penis-shaped candies in each pack (125 total pieces)
- Assorted fruit flavors with a bold sour coating that puckers your lips
- Soft, chewy texture designed for a fun, drawn-out sucking experience
- Perfectly sized for piñatas, party favor bags, or desk pranks
What’s Inside the Bag
Each 25-piece bag of Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks includes 25 sealed mini-packs. Inside every mini-pack, you’ll discover five brightly colored dick-shaped candies coated in sour sugar. Flavors rotate among cherry, green apple, lemon, and blue raspberry, giving everyone a chance to find their favorite. The compact packaging means you can toss a few packs into a gift bag or scatter them across a party table without any mess.
Perfect Occasions to Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks
These cheeky candies are made for moments that demand a sense of humor. Use them as bachelorette party favors – hand them out during games like “Pin the Junk on the Hunk” or as prizes for dares. Stuff them into a piñata at a birthday party (adults only) and watch the scramble. They also make a memorable stocking stuffer for the friend who has everything, or a white elephant gift that guarantees belly laughs. For a truly unexpected twist, hide a pack on a coworker’s desk on April Fools’ Day.
Flavor & Texture Experience
Expect an immediate sour blast followed by a sweet, fruity finish. The candy itself is a gummy-like chew that softens as you suck, prolonging the flavor and the fun. Because each dick shape is about two inches long, it’s easy to hold by the base and enjoy slowly. The sour balance is intense but not overwhelming, making it enjoyable for most sour candy fans.
Allergen & Ingredient Information
While the exact ingredient list is printed on every bag, typical sour gummy candies of this type contain sugar, corn syrup, modified food starch, citric acid, malic acid, natural and artificial flavors, and food colorings. They are produced in a facility that may handle wheat, milk, and soy. If you have severe allergies, please review the label before consumption. These candies are intended for adult use and contain no active pharmaceutical ingredients.
STAFF PRODUCT REVIEW
We took a bag of Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks to our office gag gift exchange, and it was the star of the show. The initial sour shock got everyone laughing, and the chewy texture kept them coming back for more. We found the fruit flavors surprisingly authentic and the portion-controlled mini-packs kept the mess down. Our team highly recommends this bag for any event where laughter is the main course.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How many Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks candies come in each pack?
A: Each of the 25 mini-packs contains exactly five penis-shaped candies, for a total of 125 candies in the whole bag.
Q: Are these candies suitable for children?
A: The product is marketed as a novelty gag item for adults. The sour intensity and humorous shape may not be appropriate for young children, so parental discretion is advised.
Q: What flavors can I expect in a Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks?
A: The assortment typically includes cherry, green apple, lemon, and blue raspberry – each with a tangy sour sugar coating. Actual flavors may vary slightly by batch.
Q: Can I use these for a piñata?
A: Absolutely! The individual mini-packs are ideal for stuffing inside piñatas. Once the piñata breaks open, guests can grab a sealed pack and enjoy a clean, ready-to-eat treat.
Q: Do the candies contain any allergens like nuts or gluten?
A: While we always recommend checking the packaging, typical ingredients do not include peanuts, tree nuts, or gluten. However, they are made in a facility that may process those allergens, so warnings will be noted on the label.

