The Suck a Bag of Dicks Key Chain from Little Genie turns your everyday keys into an instant icebreaker. This Super Fun Key Chain Suck a Bag of Dicks measures 2.5 inches long and 1.25 inches wide, made from zinc alloy with a tarnish-resistant electroplated finish. Its bold white enamel lettering stands out clearly, and the included heavy-duty split ring keeps it securely attached. Whether you clip this Suck a Bag of Dicks Key Chain to your car keys or backpack, prepare for double takes and laughter wherever you go.

• Built to Last: Solid zinc alloy construction withstands drops, scratches, and rough handling without peeling.
• Readable Statement: High-contrast white enamel text stays vivid and easy to read from a distance.
• Secure Attachment: Heavy-duty split ring keeps the keychain firmly on your keyring, bag, or lanyard.
• Perfect Size: At 2.5 x 1.25 inches, it’s large enough to be noticed but slim enough to fit in a pocket.

Material	Zinc alloy with electroplated finish
Dimensions	2.5″ L x 1.25″ W x 0.12″ D
Weight	1.2 oz
Attachment	Split ring (1-inch diameter)
Text	White enamel-filled engraving

• The Suck a Bag of Dicks Key Chain makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.
• Clip it to a work badge lanyard for a subtle dose of attitude.
• Give as a bachelorette party favor that guests will actually use.
• Add instant personality to a new car or house key set.

We clipped this Suck a Bag of Dicks Key Chain onto a set of test keys and immediately saw reactions. Colleagues stopped by our desks just to read it aloud, then laughed. After two weeks of daily use, the white lettering still looked sharp, and the split ring showed no signs of bending. If you want a durable novelty that actually lasts, we confidently put this Little Genie keychain at the top of the list.

Q: Will the text rub off over time?

The enamel-filled engraving is recessed and baked on; with normal use, the design remains readable for years.

Q: Is this keychain appropriate for a 12-year-old?

This item contains strong language and is intended for adults only. Please use discretion when gifting.

Q: Does the Suck a Bag of Dicks Key Chain fit standard key rings?

Yes, the included 1-inch split ring opens easily and attaches to any standard key ring, carabiner, or lanyard.

Q: Can I put it in my pocket without scratching my phone?

The zinc alloy has smooth, rounded edges that minimize abrasion, but we recommend keeping the keychain on the outside of a bag or using a protective case for devices.

Weight	0.5 kg
Dimensions	20.32 × 15.24 × 10.16 cm