This penis balloon candle from Glitterati is a cake topper with a sense of humor: a metallic pink candle about 4 inches tall, shaped like a mini version of one of those oversized penis balloons. Put it on the cake, light it and wait for the laughs.
PARTY IDEAS
- Bachelorette or hen party cake: pair it with matching penis party balloons and straws.
- Cheeky birthday cake for a friend who will find it funny.
- Photo prop on the dessert table before you light it.
As with any candle, light the penis balloon candle on a stable cake or plate, keep it away from balloons, decorations and anything that can catch fire, and never leave it burning unattended.
GOES WELL WITH
Live prices from our store. Prices updated November 2, 2026.
| Product | What it is | Our price |
|---|---|---|
| Pink Foil Penis Balloon Candle (this candle) | Single 4 in cake candle | $6.55 |
| Dirty Penis Candles | Set of penis-shaped candles | $6.55 |
| Happy Fucking Birthday! X-Rated Candle | X-rated birthday candle | $5.61 |
| Glitterati Penis Party Confetti Balloons | 5-pack of balloons | $9.35 |
| Glitterati Penis Party Straws | 8-pack of straws | $5.61 |
| Glitterati Penis Party Cupcake Set | Cupcake set | $12.16 |
PENIS BALLOON CANDLE QUESTIONS
How big is it?
About 4 inches tall, according to Glitterati: small enough for any cake, big enough to be seen.
Is it one candle or a set?
One candle, shaped like a mini version of an oversized penis balloon, in metallic pink.
Is it OK for a bachelorette party?
That is exactly what Glitterati made it for, along with birthdays and other adults-only celebrations.
How long does it burn?
Glitterati doesn’t say. It is a small novelty candle, so light it for the photo and the wish, then blow it out.
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